Pomegranates, Pride, and Remover

Confession:

I just painted my fingernails.

Question(s):

Seriously?

Women subject themselves to this?

Who has time to let nail polish dry?! 

Lame.

Also, what  is the point of 738 different available colors?

All I wanted was a reasonable shade of skin…ish color to hide my pomegranate-stained nails from my students. (One becomes self-conscious of such things when one uses a doc cam regularly in front of 100+ students a day.)

And–who owns nail polish remover?

Oh. Right. Women who subject themselves to this.

Now what?