Morning Conversations

Kimber! Kimber! Listen to this one–

    Um. I think I've heard enough jokes this morning.

But this one's really funny.

    Okay. One more.

What does the man in the moon use to hold up his paints?

    Uh, I don't know. You stumped me again. What does he use?

An astronaut belt! Hahahahahahahaha!

    Let me see the book–Ah. I think you meant he holds up his pants with an astroid belt.

Huh? That's not funny…

[Phone Rings]

Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Helloooo?

 'ello? Is Meester Marrrrrty Leebert there?

No he isn't, can I take a message?

This is very important information about his auto loan. If you can have him call back as soon as possible?

He doesn't have an auto loan.

Oh. Well, do you want one?

Um. No.

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